Kinky phone sex

I just totally have to share a kinky phone sex call that I got yesterday. So I like pick up the phone and you know I'm like hello? And all I hear is this like heavy breathing. SO I say hello again. He's like Princess Ariel I want to be yours. I was like uh okies! So I'm like asking him all kind of questions, like what the naughtiest thing that he ever done was, he's all like please you're such a phone sex princess, I just want to be owned by you. I was like doesn't everyone?! I laughed until my sides hurt. He totally wanted to get a pair of my dirty panties to like lick and stuff. Ya too bad for him. I found him amusing. As all Princess' do look down on their like people or something.
THEN, no promise it gets better lolz! This guy like calls up and was like hey Ariel, I am standing under your balcony right now. o.O I like rushed to my balcony and threw open the doors to see if it was my pervy neighbor. The one that is like a total voyeur. He was sure looking out his window, but totally not on the phone. I laughed so hard. I was like oh really, what am I wearing then? He explained what I was wearing, in like his mind I guess lolz. You guys sometimes lolz ;)
SO you in the mood for some cheap phone sex? I know you are ;) Pick up the phone n dial 1*888*662*6482 and ask for Princess Ariel