This like old lady or something was like, is your mommy home? I like totally died laughing. I have a nice condo, its where i am in my pics, i like havent lived at home with mommy for quite awhile. So i kinda dragged her on into this big ass conversation. i was like are u my mommy? shes like uuuuhhhh no. i kinda made a whimper sound and said something to the effect of but mommy left me here a week ago and said she would be back, and she never came home. the lady like starts freaking out and was like i want you to hang up the phone and dial 911, and like asked me dumb questions about if i have food and water in my house. i almost laughed when i came out with what is this food you speak of. haha!
that'll teach telemarketers to call my house so damn early.... bastards
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